I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

Rho Ophiuchi cloud cluster

~Happy anniversary to the James Webb Space Telescope~

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

On it boss!!

[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

Coming to twewy as someone who was a KH fan first is hilarious bc you go from the ultimate friendship protagonist to the other ultimate friendship protagonist who’s just really mad about being a friendship protag for the first 2/3 of his game. Absolute bitch of a shonen boy. He hates everyone. He wants to kill anyone who looks at him. If he doesn’t go on this sidequest to give someone their lost keychain or some fuck he’ll cry. He hates his friends he doesn’t have any friends he loves them soooooooo so so much. When you start playing Neku tries to convince you that he’s never felt fondness for a single human being in his life and then he instantly tries to forgive the angel who killed him in cold blood bc his idol gave him good advice once. The first person to pay attention to him for 0.0002 seconds in his life becomes his most valued earthly possession in less than a week. After running around for 7 days with his final partner he spends 3 years trying to get back to him in time to save his life. Neku is the most caring emo cunt on the planet and he pretends NOT to be and I love him IMMENSELY

characters who are absolutely convinced down to their bones that they are unlovable being subjected to the mortifying ideal of being wholly and unconditionally loved. that’s the good stuff. never get tired of it.

HERE THEY ARE!! this is going to have to be a 2 parter post cause I can only do 10 at a time— I’ve collected so mans of these dumb shirts on Pinterest